Static Jack's Diner

Static Jack's Diner is a dining establishment owned and operated by Static Jack. It has no set location, floating through the cosmos atop a grassy island. From memorabilia on the walls, we can infer that it is at least 3000 years old. The diner first appeared on August 20th, 2020 in a post concerning its menu. Seeking to assemble the Surreal Seven, Matthew visited Static Jack's in search of his old comrade. Matthew was successful in collecting Jack, and the diner was not revisited until Void Manifesto, Pt. II (December 17, 2020) when Mat sought Jack's help once again. That time, Jack chose to stay. It was also revealed that Sexy Boy was working there as a cook. Sexy Boy informed Jack that he had burnt the Voidburgers, referencing one of the establishment's staple foods. The diner appeared again in The Series Finale (April 4th, 2021), when a weary Minecraft Melon sought refuge there. Mat's fight with The Green Ball was aired on the diner's TV.

Notable patrons include Bananna Boi, X Æ A-12, Hank, The Salty One™and the Boonq. Static Jack's serves a variety of wacky foods, as well as Margaritas and possibly Dunkin' coffee.