Minecraft Melon

Melon was a loyal soldier of the Brötherhood until being discharged by Matthew himself. He is portrayed and inspired by Instagram user minecraft_.melon. Melon's first appearance was on April 20th, 2020. He was credited with disrupting M.W.E. trade routes from Canada. Melon proved his loyalty during the Siege of California, where he was blown to bits by gunfire. Mat had him pieced back together, albeit with full-body scarring.

When Mat enlisted Kazeus, he and Melon became friends. The two accompanied Mat on his mission to Pluto, where they were ambushed by Alabama and Elon Musk. After escaping, Melon and Kazeus stayed in the Mustard Mansion and were tasked with watching The Green Ball as he grieved for his son. GB slipped out, and Matthew scolded Melon for slacking off. Matthew went to retrieve GB, and Melon invited some turtles to party in the mansion. He failed to realize that he had inadvertently summoned the Ringéd One. The Surreal Seven, finally reunited, showed up just as the Ringéd One was about to kill Melon and Kazeus. GB took charge and annihilated the Ringéd One with a single blast of energy.

Later in Matropolis, Melon asked Sexy Boy about the status of Kazeus, who had been sent on a covert mission. Sexy Boy changed the subject, aware that Kazeus was likely a prisoner of the Elder God, his former employer.

During the Siege of Earth, Melon accompanied Mat and GB on their mission to take control of the Meth Star. He witnessed Mat's decision to destroy Earth. When GB returned in a rage, Melon fled alongside Mat.

Melon followed Matthew as he trekked across the cosmos. When the pair found themselves at Static Jack's, Melon made clear his desire to help Mat defeat The Green Ball. After Jack berated Matthew, he turned his attention to Melon, pleading with the underling to abandon his king. Melon did not heed Jack's advice, instead accompanying Mat to Sector 9ine. Melon was on the front line of Mat's newly acquired army. When Mat spontaneously darted into space, Melon followed him. Melon begged Mat not to abandon him — to let them fight together — but the decision had been made. Mat informed Melon that Sexy Boy would help him find Kazeus, and ordered him to return to Static Jack's.

Melon arrived at Static Jack's, alone and dejected. Jack welcomed Melon and asked him what happened. Melon stated that he needed a drink. After presumably divulging the information, they turned on the television and began watching Mat's fight with GB. Melon witnessed GB's death, but got up and left before Mat was absorbed by Elysius.

Personality
Melon is single-minded and childlike in his devotion to Matthew. He once became obsessed with the possibility that everything around him was made of cake. It is known that he enjoys the hit TV series Bean Succ.